Thursday, April 30, 2009

Come to Cleveland and See the River That's On Fire

This video was purportedly made for the Cleveland tourism board in a hasty fashion. At least that's the premise, anyway. It's really just some hilarious guy on YouTube. Can you believe that?! Go figure! Wharf!

I know it has nothing to do with the Eric Fensler challenge, but someone's got to post shit to the blog. Step it up, Cock Knockiltree.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

This blog will never end

Nathan - worry not. I've got another challenge. Spotlight on an artist: Eric Fensler. Eric Fensler writes for Tim & Eric, and did those awesome GI Joe PSAs that flew around the net years ago. Find another awesome Fensler clip to post:

Monday, April 27, 2009

Holy Shit...

Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit....

Dude I think that's it. That might be the end of this blog. Seriously The Apple fucks Gymkata in the ass and brakes Bravestarr's teeth down it's throat. Could we have finally found the best trailer on earth?

Let's break it down. In ultra-future of 1994, two kids try to get into the music industry and meet Satan or something? Dude sign me up.

Needless to say, my brother and I will be putting together screenings across the country of the Apple as soon as we can procure it. Please look for us in your local community centers, elk lodges and nursing homes. This movie's glory will not go malnourished and un-viewed.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Nathan, You Cannot Beat "The Apple"

I found this on whythatsdelightful, and I'm afraid that there's little you can do to beat this trailer, Nathan. A pity, really. *Pets cat, grins toothily*

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Kayne West, South Park

I gotta start watching South Park again.

Kayne apparently liked it, according to this review he wrote on his blog in ALL CAPS. Now I know who's been sending me that nearly intelligible spam mail.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

I Have Found the Worst Queen Song Ever Written

Queen actually did this. They could have had Freddy Mercury just breeze through another great song, but they let some other guy write and sing one. These lyrics speak for themselves:

The machine of a dream
Such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin
And the hub caps all gleam

When Im holdin your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When my hands on your grease gun
Oh its like a disease son

Im in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal

Told my girl Ill have to forget her
Rather buy me a new carburetor
So she made tracks sayin
This is the end now
Cars dont talk back
Theyre just four wheeled friends now

When Im holdin your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When Im cruisin in overdrive
Dont have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive

Im in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
Im in love with my car
String back gloves in my automolove

Jesus, guys. C'mon.

Did I Just See That?

Can someone please watch this video and tell me if I saw the thing that I thought I saw? When you get to the part with the thing I think I saw, you'll know it. Most likely because you'll think you saw the thing I thought I saw when you see it.

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