Monday, March 9, 2009

Retort, retart

What the hell is that trailer you posted about anyway? I mean, I can tell that it has ninjas with gardening/tunneling skills and a leader who's had at least a year of junior high school band, but I don't know what they do except jump kick inanimate objects and teleport. Are the spiders their rivals? Or a thinly veiled metaphor for man's fear of the unknown? Jewish, maybe? Just to show you I'm not all about ninjas, here's a little something:

And karate/ninja-ness aside, I found this and it's too great not to post:

He's a finely tuned killing machine, provided there's a pummel horse or parallel bars within reach.

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