Time To Hunkercise Bitch!

Oh, did you just discover that little john mash up in LA? I saw that months ago- get with it it mutherfucker. Here's something you folks across the country will discover in a about three months no doubt.

You're Going to Need a Shower After This One, Nave

This is Genius!!!

So this is not really a response to our previous battle, Ochiltree, but it was too good to not post about. Here's Santana at his best with a stunning jam out performance!

Retort, retart

What the hell is that trailer you posted about anyway? I mean, I can tell that it has ninjas with gardening/tunneling skills and a leader who's had at least a year of junior high school band, but I don't know what they do except jump kick inanimate objects and teleport. Are the spiders their rivals? Or a thinly veiled metaphor for man's fear of the unknown? Jewish, maybe? Just to show you I'm not all about ninjas, here's a little something:



And karate/ninja-ness aside, I found this and it's too great not to post:



He's a finely tuned killing machine, provided there's a pummel horse or parallel bars within reach.

S'not Bad...

You had to bring in Ninjas? That's sooooooo '07. S0 this response might not seem great, but it might take some of your edge off 'ochiltree' (what kind of name is that anyway?). This is especially good if you hate these things: ice, shingles, forest tigers. But especially effective if you like these things: Drawn out boring voice overs, awersome whistles and (ugh) ninjas. Please enjoy. 

Booyakasha

Round 2

Consider this trailer for "Lethal Ninja" a warning shot, Nave. It's good enough to get things started, but I think we can do much better. GO!

Well played, Nave. Here's that white flag you asked for.

After an hour of searching on YouTube, I realized that there is nothing I can find in the known video that could possibly compete with this:

And so, it's with a heavy heart that I offer my congratulations, and all semblance of manhood, over to my brother. May his loins forever burn from the fire of this victory. ADDENDUM: The best competition I could find was another Bravestarr clip, this one from the Bravestarr movie. Yes, there was a movie. And yes, it looks like it was total shit.



JUST HOW IN THE HELL DOES THE MOON WORK IN NEW TEXAS???