After an hour of searching on YouTube, I realized that there is nothing I can find in the known video that could possibly compete with this:
And so, it's with a heavy heart that I offer my congratulations, and all semblance of manhood, over to my brother. May his loins forever burn from the fire of this victory. ADDENDUM: The best competition I could find was another Bravestarr clip, this one from the Bravestarr movie. Yes, there was a movie. And yes, it looks like it was total shit.
JUST HOW IN THE HELL DOES THE MOON WORK IN NEW TEXAS???